I was like everyone else when flat earth first came on the scene. This was back in YouTube’s early days when the recommended videos that were added to your queue automatically were actually relevant and didn’t skip over their now very lenghthy list of shadow-banned content creators and topics. I would watch them out of mere curiosity and fascinaton, but in the end I was too embarrassed to overcome my overwhelming cognitive dissonance and would still end up finding myself mocking and jeering the theory like a pretentious little punk. Something I still feel ashamed for to this day. I now know better than to scoff at anything like that ever again. I really don’t care how it may make you feel to have to come to terms with the fact that you’ve been lied to your whole life about something as monumental as the shape of our planet. Wipe your eyes and move on with your life. You’ll feel 10 lbs. lighter not having to carry these lies with you any longer. The other big lie being outer space. Yeah. There is no outer space. I’ve been teetering back and forth with that one for a bit now, but this latest science experiment sealed the deal for me.
If you wanna be a confused-faced shill like a SciMan Dan or Neil Degrasse “I lie for a living” Tyson, be my guest. But I’ll have to ask you to politely fuck off.
I almost forgot. We also live in a crater on a giant realm that’s actually the remnants of one enormous quarry that was dug out by giants in the remote past. Have a nice day.